How many producers does it take....
How much will this light bulb cost me?
How many Assistant directors does it take....
Light bulb??! Light Bulb!!?? I don't know anything about a light bulb.
How many Grips?
What's a light bulb?
How many Directors of Photography does it take...
they don't change light bulbs, that's the gaffers job.
How many electricians does it take....
All of them.
(Have I missed insulting anybody yet?)
Oh yes How many directors does it take to change a light bulb.
One, no two, no three, uh can you leave this with me for a while??
-- Ed Colman-SuperDailies
Cinematographer Supervised Dailies