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how many Agency Creative Directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb?

How many producers does it take....
How much will this light bulb cost me?

How many Assistant directors does it take....
Light bulb??! Light Bulb!!?? I don't know anything about a light bulb.

How many Grips?
What's a light bulb?

How many Directors of Photography does it take...
they don't change light bulbs, that's the gaffers job.

How many electricians does it take....
All of them.

(Have I missed insulting anybody yet?)

Oh yes How many directors does it take to change a light bulb.
One, no two, no three, uh can you leave this with me for a while??

-- Ed Colman-SuperDailies
Cinematographer Supervised Dailies